The very talented and genially awesome fellow Darren Hayman comes along to the Hangover Lounge from time to time. It's always a pleasure to see him. After seeing the beermats below, it occurred to Darren to ask me to make some beermats to promote his LP, appropriately named "Essex Arms". Hence, the below, which are intended to look as though they belong to a real pub of that name.
The wording on the B-side isn't as wonky in real life as it looks in this snap!